Street Photographers Caught in the Act
Make up an excuse for getting caught
'Scuzzi, scuzzi, no speak english so well. Italliano. Bellisimo (insert place and smile)'
'I could tell you what I am doing, but then I'd have to kill you'
'You see, I am on a mission from God'
42! (Douglas Adams' "answer to life, the universe, and everything" in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
'My name is Bond...James Bond. I've got a license for this'
'It is not what it seems!'
'My shrink told me to do this...you, know, to heal from my Anthropophobia'
'I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. I can't help it'
'oh, that was the shutter button? I thought it was to switch off the camera!'
'I take the 5th'
'I'll talk only in the presence of my Lawyer'
'I though you were Paris Hilton! You are so sexy!'
'I'm an FBI agent. Authorization? How about the United States FUCKING government?'
'Your wife paid me to shadow you'
'Ssst I am in undercover mission'